Out of sync.

lokihiddlesson:

mozzarellamichaela:

everyone who’s new to tumblr

everyone who’s new to tumblr

and then you get over run by Loki vs Avengers porn.

(Source: spacehamsters)

you know in the last episode with all the Tarlok business… *spoiler warning here*

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WROOM WROOM!

(Source: nosdrinker)

paisleydanger:

californiabrownandblue:

It makes me happy when people get fat after they get married. It makes me feel better about being single.

I don’t know.
I am not skinny & I am not married (or in any kind of romantic relationship),
but I am incredibly happy.

So wait, you’re happy for being single because you’re thin? 

It makes me happy to see people getting fatter after they get married because they know that that person loves them no matter how thin or fat they are. But then again, you should’t need to get married for people to love you just the way you are, that should be something that’s obvious to start with.

youknowyouhavecpwhen:

When you turn around and see that the kitchen looks like a murder scene, then realize that you have stepped on a shard of broken glass from an old jar of jam and didn’t feel it. (happened to me ten minutes ago…a lot of blood.)

yea… there was blood everywhere.

decaffeinate-o:

eventualprocrastination:

iamladyloki:

bb-goose:

samusmaximus:

thisrealityhere:

This fox is just continually unimpressed with everything you have to offer.

what is the evolutionary perk to having a face like that god damn

Bigger predators leave you alone because they can’t stand the mockery and non-verbal put-downs

omg Tibetan foxes are the best

they can’t stand the mockery and non-verbal put-downs

Jeremy has found his spirit animal.

You’re not the only one with a resting face, Renner.

(Source: rubyvroom)

nostopdasgay:

potaco:

nostopdasgay:

On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

A “male”:

Or even a lamp:

oh yes, especially a lamp.

Oh my jesus Nicolette you are a beautiful human being Inanimate object(lamp)?

oh my, why thank you.

Just realized that all Brain Bender-songs are from the perspective of people that’s non gender specific even and especially the love songs. People have a hard time to categorize the band to any single genre. But most people seems to like us.

I’ve never wanted to fit into a label or category, I’ve always wanted to fit into the world as I am. It’s a very strange but awesome feeling that it seems to be a place for the music I create with my friends. That makes me happy.

And then…

hey… isn’t double negative suppose to be a positive?

(Source: aerobrine)